The goal, buy a decent car for $1,000. Something to spare the 4Runner from
the abuses of daily commuting including door dents from fat, lazy and disrespectful
peeps, the damage that a 2-mile daily commute does to a car (cold starts
followed by shutting down the engine before it reaches operating temperature),
and the potential of vandalism/theft from leaving a car at park & rides and
in downtown Sacramento or sitting at the airport.
A craigslist search for sub-$2,000 cars reveals these beauties:
A 1998 Cavalier for $1500. Lots of dents and only one person was murdered in the backseat.
A 1970 Buick Riviera with no engine and transmission for $1,000. While it would be fun to park this battle axe at the park and ride, pushing it there would get old quick.
An 89 S10 for $1,000. Amazing photographer, I wonder if it has a front end.
This fine Accord for $1,200. "It'll buff out."
$1200. Rust included for no extra charge.
$1100. Dented and ugly but runs.
$1300. Most cars have to make due with a catalytic converter, while this one uses a "Cadillac" converter.
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So here's what I ended up with, a 1995 Volvo 850 Turbo for one grand.
The good:
it has a very nice running and powerful 5 cylinder turbocharged engine,
it has had a reasonable level of maintenance performed such as oil changes,
belt and hose replacements, transmission flush, timing belt and a few other
odds and ends. Everything works, even
all of the electrics. No leaks of any
kind and has brand new tires. Mileage is a reasonable 129,000
miles. Depending on which engine model I
have it makes either 222 or 240 horsepower, making it fun to drive. Gas mileage is okay at 19/26. It has an airbag to coddle each and every
organ and limb in my body in the event that someone fails at the art of
driving. The bad: Front leather seats are trashed and covered
with seat covers, the dashboard cover isn’t really attached to the top of the
dash anymore (something I may be able to fix) and accordingly the interior has
rattles, a crack in the windshield, the exterior isn't perfect and it needs a few maintenance items—driver’s side CV boot and the PCV and EGR (emissions
system) need cleaning. The body metal on this
car is so thick that you can barely open the trunk without the trunk struts, so
that gets one check in the “bad” category and another check in the “good” category. With proper maintenance these cars last a very long time. Allegedly.
I
brought the car home and did some cleaning.
Without even touching polish or wax of any sort, the body cleaned up way
nicer than I had expected. Things I
assumed were scratches, discoloration and blemishes disappeared. There is a crease in the passenger door and
in front of the rear fender, but it’s hard to notice due to the color. There’s a dent in the trunk lid as a reminder that talking on a cel phone while applying make-up and driving is a bad idea (was rear-ended) and the trunk-mounted spoiler needs paint. Our fellow motorists are sure to bang it up
even more, but honestly, I don’t think it looks too bad. Someone at the park and ride saw it this morning
and said it was “sporty looking.” Sporty
+ Volvo do not belong in the same discussion.
I am daily driving it now, however after
the holiday craziness is over I will pull it into the garage and catch it up on
maintenance. The driver’s side CV boot
gets replaced first, then the intake manifold comes off so I can clean the
PCV (Positive Crankcase Ventilation) and nearby EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation)
valve that both clog at higher mileage. When that happens it causes other expensive problems. I don't like expensive problems.
I admit though, I may have missed out on this $1500 Ford Econoline motorhome deal. I could have made coffee or cooked up a batch of meth while I sit in the park & ride lot waiting for the bus.












